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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

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Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

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