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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.