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A waist of time.
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Animals
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
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Puns
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
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Puns
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
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Puns
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
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Animals
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and speak.
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Professional
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
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Sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
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Current Events
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
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Education
What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
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Animals
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
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Sports
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
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Puns
When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
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Puns
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
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Puns
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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Puns
What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
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Vehicles
What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
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