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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.