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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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Animals
Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
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Animals
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
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People
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
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Animals
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
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Family
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.
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Puns
Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
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What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
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Entertainment
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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Entertainment
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Ant-man.
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Animals
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
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Professional
Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
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Food & Drinks
What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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Holiday
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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