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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

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People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

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Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

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a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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Professional

Why did the barber win the race?

She knew shortcuts.

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Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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