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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

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What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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