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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.