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What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

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How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

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Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

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a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

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The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

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