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What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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Current Events
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
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Professional
How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
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Current Events
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
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Travel
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
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Puns
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
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Science
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
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Animals
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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Animals
What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
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Family
What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
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Puns
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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Puns
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
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Animals
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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Science
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Puns
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
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