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What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.