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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

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Food & Drinks

How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.