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What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

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Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

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Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

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