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What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.