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What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

a close-up of a blue fin tuna fish swimming in clear blue waterAnimals

What fish loves to play in a band?

A sea-bass.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.