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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.