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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

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Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

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Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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