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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.