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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.