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What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

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Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

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What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

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a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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