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What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

People

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.