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Ice caps.
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Holiday
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
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Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
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What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
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Animals
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Science
What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
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Animals
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
In his man-ta cave.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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