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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.