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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

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bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

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