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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.