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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.