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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

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Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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