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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

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Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

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Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

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Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

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Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

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Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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