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What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.