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What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

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a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

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a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Political

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."

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Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

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Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

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Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

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Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

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Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

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