Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.