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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

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Entertainment

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.