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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white background

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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astronaut spaced?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

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Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the camera

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

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What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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a boxer hits a punching bag

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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various loaves of bread piled together

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

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