Subscribe for more jokes!
name *
Email *
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our
Privacy Policy
and
Terms of Use
Funny Editor
Good, clean jokes to make you laugh!
Home
categories
About
submit a joke
Subscribe
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Share On Facebook!
Tweet
Looking for a specific joke?
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Family
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Family
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports
What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Education
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Education
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Entertainment
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Holiday
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!