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What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

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Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

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Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

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Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

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Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

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Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

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Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

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Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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