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What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

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Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.