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What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.