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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.