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What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

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Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

a large orange tiger runs through powdery snowAnimals

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.