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What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the net?

It wanted to get to the other site.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.