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What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

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Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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What sport is full of interior designers?

Rug-by.

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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