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What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

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Puns

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!