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What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Lollihops.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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