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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Vehicles

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

The boat doc.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.