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What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.