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What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.