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What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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a white sandy dune near a body of waterEntertainment

What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

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the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

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