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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.