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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

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Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

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Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

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