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What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.