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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Professional

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.