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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Puns

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.