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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

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Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

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