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What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.