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What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

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Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

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