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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.