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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!