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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Vehicles

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

The boat doc.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.