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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

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Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Vehicles

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

The boat doc.

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a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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