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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
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Holiday
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
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Puns
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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Sports
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
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Holiday
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
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Food & Drinks
What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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Puns
What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
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Entertainment
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
R2 detour.
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Sports
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Animals
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
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Professional
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
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Puns
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
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Puns
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
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Puns
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
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Animals
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
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Outdoors
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
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