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What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?