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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.