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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
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Vehicles
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
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Animals
What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
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People
What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
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Sports
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
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Animals
Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
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Puns
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Nep-tunes.
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Music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Puns
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
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Food & Drinks
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
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Animals
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Vehicles
Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
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Animals
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Professional
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
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Sports
Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
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Animals
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
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Holiday
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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