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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.