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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

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Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

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Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

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a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

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