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What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.