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What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.

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Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

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Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

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Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

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People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

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Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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