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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.