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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

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Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

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