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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

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People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

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Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

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Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

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Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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