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What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
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Animals
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
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What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
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Animals
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
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Holiday
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
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Sports
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
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Vehicles
What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
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Music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Puns
Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
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Puns
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
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Entertainment
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Stranger things have happened.
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Vehicles
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
No. I can't see them taking off.
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Puns
What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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