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What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

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What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

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a black and white bull photoshopped in a china shopPuns

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

It was a china shop.

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Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

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Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

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What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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