What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

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an apple pie with a lattice crust, dusted with powdered sugar

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Which Count makes the best pie crust?

The Count of Monte Crisco.

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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

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What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Looking for a specific joke?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

The Count of Monte Crisco.

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

They need a good batter!

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.