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A can of people.
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Music
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
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Puns
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
It becomes apparent.
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Vehicles
What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
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Sports
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
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Food & Drinks
What do nosey peppers do?
They get jalapeño business!
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People
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Sean Pen.
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Animals
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
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Puns
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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Outdoors
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
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Holiday
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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Puns
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
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Puns
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
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Sports
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
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Food & Drinks
What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
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Animals
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Animals
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite.
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