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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.