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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Professional

Why did the barber win the race?

She knew shortcuts.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.