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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Professional

Why did the barber win the race?

She knew shortcuts.

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Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

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